Thursday, May 7th, 2009
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8:43 am - I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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"Drink up," said the Tiger, "you've got three pints to get through."
"Three pints?" said the raven. "At lunchtime?"
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"Why three pints all of a sudden?"
"Muscle relaxant, you'll need it."
current mood: status terminated
current music: Coldplay - Don't Panic
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Monday, May 4th, 2009
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3:22 am - A Kawfee Tragedy
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I ran off to a Starbucks
at 3 ante meridiem
to acquire myself some kawfee
For nocturnal evil schemes
I ordered many shots
in a drink with normally two
I said I wanted it quite big
The biggest that they do.
"We'll fix you up a vente"
(which is 'big' in Starbuckese)
"But since you only have a card"
"Your drink will be on me."
I nearly keeled right over
From the overwhelming YAY
Free vente capps at 3am?
It totally made my day
The registers were broken
or robbed or some such deal
I didn't really care
since my kawfee was a steal
I ventured home delighted
sipping at my awesome prize
but here's the part where things go bad
(feel free to advert eyes)
I'm not quite sure what happened,
I guess the planets that aligned
to bring my kawfee free of charge
must have changed their mind
for at that very moment
as I blissfully strolled on
my kawfee FLEW out of my hand
and fell in slow-motion
I watched in horror as it dropped
and neared it's fate ahead
it landed right on my poor dog
exploding on her head
Now I have no more kawfee
And my dog is sad and wet
So REMEMBER KIDS to HOLD ON
To free kawfees that you get
current mood: same as before, only more
current music: Travelling Wilburys - End of the Line
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Saturday, February 21st, 2009
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11:49 am - BIRDS.
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Friday, December 5th, 2008
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11:38 pm - Slumber Party
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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
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4:09 am - Love
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Three years ago you threw rocks at my head, so I pushed you into a river.
I think we are still there.
current mood: whole
current music: The Shins - New Slang
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Monday, August 11th, 2008
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4:58 pm
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Monday, June 30th, 2008
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9:13 am - AC Con Report
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
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8:23 am - Complete!
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
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7:45 am - Psssssssst.
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007
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4:03 am - A Ballad of Weaselish Weasels
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Out through the roof
back through the hatch
skirt round the pond
crash the brer patch
away with me now!
we'll make it a day.
stealing our chickens
The Weaselish Way
you'll see flash of tail
light whisker--dark claw
a rustle of feathers
a crunch in the straw
you'll not find a print
we hide much too fine
just a smatter of blood
in the hay, should we dine
your dog will not bark
your door will not creak
your shadows won't quiver
we are masters of sneak
I dare you to blink!
when you look away
your plump little chicks
make for excellent prey
rage your fine temper
throw all your shoes
our patience is boundless
you'll fall for our ruse
your coop rests so sound
our feet are like snow
you'll see in the morning
we'll laugh and you'll know
we'll come back again
by the light of the moon
or by stark of sunlight
at quarter-past noon
whenever we fancy
we're peckish for hen
we'll return, see you there!
tho you won't see us then
current mood: lovestruck
current music: Fruit Bats - When You Love Somebody
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Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
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6:07 am - Anthrocon..!
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It's a book of drawrings, by me! Published by Sofawolf Press!
For sale starting this Anthrocon! Which is in Pittsburgh! (and also online when the con is over in case you live in more civilized places then, say, Pittsburgh ;)
I apologize in advance to anyone who buys this sketchbook and finds sketches of themselves within, chances are I left your name out for the sake of protecting your innocence.
(After all, there are so many aye-ayes and binturongs and typist sparrows with monocles and stunt-devil striped hyenas around no one will ever suspect they are YOU.)
Besides that, if you are going to Anthrocon this year you should come pester us* in the Dealer's Den. We'll be sponging mercilessly off the corner of one of the ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sofawolf tables, peddling our unsavoury art goods. We will also have all the original pages and concept art for the ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) dogsdays webcomic, if you'd like to come see how frequently we destroy ENTIRE PAGES with beer, kawfee and puppies.
*(kenket, blackteagan and screwbald)
ANYHOW.
I guess we're off.
Stop by and say hi if you can! If you can't then enjoy the weekend. Hell, enjoy the rest of the summer while you're at it. ;]
current music: Ben Kweller - Bowl of Oranges
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
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6:35 am - I can gather all the news I need on the weather report.
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It is so much easier to win when all the pieces are there. ;]
current mood: winning
current music: Paul Simon - The Only Living Bird In New York
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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
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2:25 pm - Random Dog Interlude:
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Friday, January 5th, 2007
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6:21 am - United! United!
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Monday, December 25th, 2006
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7:27 pm
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Twas the night of this Christmas, and all through the gate
Not that many where waiting, the plane was quite late.
The liquids were packed up in ziplocs with care,
Our shoes were all x-rayed, no bombs did we wear.
Our laptop screened separate, same goes for our meds,
While visions of smuggled drugs danced in their heads.
The toothpaste was too big, so it away it was fielded,
And who knew that car-keys were dangerous wielded.
All was going quite smoothly til they got to bag 3,
Where I apparently forgot I packed undies with me.
They were rolled up so neatly, just bought from the store,
He'd obviously not purchased girl's panties before.
He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a call,
They swept us away to some room down the hall.
But I heard him exclaim, as we're dragged out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-flight!"
current music: Carry on Luggage - Security Bins
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Monday, November 27th, 2006
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9:01 am - DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MONDAY?! (No? Buy a calendar!)
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Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
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11:42 pm - MFF!
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Monday, October 23rd, 2006
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10:39 pm
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Sunday, October 8th, 2006
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1:44 am - Midnight Snack
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Saturday, October 7th, 2006
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2:50 pm - Chasing mailmen around the globe!
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